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A quick one (about a slow one).

Basically, regrettable moments can be divided up into three distinct categories.
There are those that are accidental, slips of the tongue. The first time I met my good friend Matt, it was the first day of our last year of high school. We’d both just transferred, and I took his being tattooed as an excuse to [...]

Posted 22 May 2007 † Jordan Ginsberg § body modification § deep-seated emotional trauma ‡ Comments (3) °

I got bugs.

I’m not exactly proud of this, but bugs freak me out.

Don’t get me wrong – I’ve dealt with them in some capacity for most of my life. Growing up, I lived in a house that was perennially occupied by spiders, ants, and cursed millipedes. (Or were they centipedes? Whatever.) We even had a barrel in [...]

Posted 06 March 2007 † Jordan Ginsberg § all § childhood § deep-seated emotional trauma § guhhhhhhh § i'm a pussy § parents ‡ Comments (4) °

Of kikes and pig-men.

So, this one time in Mexico, I thought I might get raped by this guy with whom I had to share a tiny, soiled mattress. And not just because he wore leather pants to bed. Let me explain.
In early 2005, I moved to La Paz, Mexico, for almost a year to write for BMEzine.com. [...]

Posted 16 February 2007 † Jordan Ginsberg § all § body modification § deep-seated emotional trauma § guhhhhhhh § mexico § sex ‡ Comments (2) °

The worst thing to ever happen to my penis.

[Note: This story gets pretty graphic and moderately gross. Don't act like I didn't warn you.]
Before we begin, a few things:

(1) I like genital piercings. They look good, they feel good, they’re the soup that eats like a meal, they’re the real San Francisco treat.
(2) Yes, they hurt initially. Yes, they’re still worth it.
(3) In [...]

Posted 08 February 2007 † Jordan Ginsberg § all § body modification § greyhound stories § guhhhhhhh § just fucking stop it § penis-talk § uncategorized ‡ Comments (1) °