“That sounds made up.”
“I swear to God.”
“I can’t even imagine. She must have been furious. It just didn’t occur to them?”
“It’s not like they’ve historically been the most considerate people.”
“That’s hardly an excuse.”
“Maybe they thought they were being considerate, that after all this time, it would just be a hassle to deal with.”
“Are you defending [...]
(2002. Cafe. Night. Empty but for the kid behind the counter and a man with an accent with Mediterranean ties.)
“Large. Strong. And this cake.”
“The cranberry? That’ll be three eighty.”
“Keep it. What’s your name?”
“Jordan.”
“This is a dangerous neighborhood, Jordan.”
“Really? It’s not so bad.”
“It’s not the safest. Do you carry a gun?”
“Oh, no. No. Definitely not.”
“Maybe you [...]
When I was eight days old, some bastard Rabbi – in possession what was surely a highly dubious medical background – was hired to slice off my foreskin while my entire family stood around and watched like a bunch of mooks. Fourteen years later, I began a moderately successful career of drug use that lasted [...]
As the title indicates … I am a lazy piece of shit. As has been pointed out to me near-daily, my neglect of this blog has been nothing short of criminal. That’ll teach me for revving up the hype machine too early on, I suppose. But I’m here to redeem myself, and if I play [...]
Welcome to It’s A Mitzvah! This blog is in its developmental stages, is subject to change at any time, and may arbitrarily become more or less Jewish in between visits. I advise you to check back often to see for yourself.
In the meantime, I’m Jordan. I’m in my twenties. I live in Toronto, Ont., Canada. [...]