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The second-worst thing to ever happen to my penis.

When I was eight days old, some bastard Rabbi – in possession what was surely a highly dubious medical background – was hired to slice off my foreskin while my entire family stood around and watched like a bunch of mooks. Fourteen years later, I began a moderately successful career of drug use that lasted [...]

Posted 09 January 2007 § all § childhood § deep-seated emotional trauma § drugs § flimsy moral lessons § jewiness § parents § penis-talk ‡ Comments (2) °

The third-worst thing to ever happen to my penis.

One of the benefits of being a kid born into a family (anywhere north of absolute destitution) is that, for a few years, you’re entitled to take absolutely everything for granted. Christ, you’re just a kid. People still tie your shoes for you. People wipe your ass for you. You’ve always got a warm meal [...]

Posted 28 December 2006 § all § childhood § flimsy moral lessons § parents § penis-talk ‡ Comments (2) °

I am a lazy piece of shit.

As the title indicates … I am a lazy piece of shit. As has been pointed out to me near-daily, my neglect of this blog has been nothing short of criminal. That’ll teach me for revving up the hype machine too early on, I suppose. But I’m here to redeem myself, and if I play [...]

Posted 28 December 2006 § all § jewiness § penis-talk § sex § shameless self-promotion ‡ Comments (0) °

A Jew? In the Media?

Welcome to It’s A Mitzvah! This blog is in its developmental stages, is subject to change at any time, and may arbitrarily become more or less Jewish in between visits. I advise you to check back often to see for yourself.
In the meantime, I’m Jordan. I’m in my twenties. I live in Toronto, Ont., Canada. [...]

Posted 06 November 2006 § all § introduce yourself § jewiness § shameless self-promotion § sports ‡ Comments (7) °