Monthly Archives: December 2006

The third-worst thing to ever happen to my penis.

By Jordan Ginsberg | Published: December 28, 2006

One of the benefits of being a kid born into a family (anywhere north of absolute destitution) is that, for a few years, you’re entitled to take absolutely everything for granted. Christ, you’re just a kid. People still tie your shoes for you. People wipe your ass for you. You’ve always got a warm meal [...]

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I am a lazy piece of shit.

By Jordan Ginsberg | Published: December 28, 2006

As the title indicates … I am a lazy piece of shit. As has been pointed out to me near-daily, my neglect of this blog has been nothing short of criminal. That’ll teach me for revving up the hype machine too early on, I suppose. But I’m here to redeem myself, and if I play [...]

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