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Monthly Archives December 2006

The third-worst thing to ever happen to my penis.

One of the benefits of being a kid born into a family (anywhere north of absolute destitution) is that, for a few years, you’re entitled to take absolutely everything for granted. Christ, you’re just a kid. People still tie your shoes for you. People wipe your ass for you. You’ve always got a warm meal [...]

Posted 28 December 2006 † Jordan Ginsberg § all § childhood § flimsy moral lessons § parents § penis-talk ‡ Comments (2) °

I am a lazy piece of shit.

As the title indicates … I am a lazy piece of shit. As has been pointed out to me near-daily, my neglect of this blog has been nothing short of criminal. That’ll teach me for revving up the hype machine too early on, I suppose. But I’m here to redeem myself, and if I play [...]

Posted 28 December 2006 † Jordan Ginsberg § all § jewiness § penis-talk § sex § shameless self-promotion ‡ Comments (0) °